PAT TANAKA Tanaka loves Karaoke bars...
Height: 5'10  
Weight: 225 lbs.
Hometown: Tokyo, Japan
Finisher: The Rolling Kick 
Birthdate: Aug 5, 1963 Debut: 1985
Pat Tanaka is a star who has seemingly been everywhere, when looking at the promotions that he has worked for. When Kenny first read Tanaka's application for Camp Casanova, he said that "it was like reading the who's who of wrestling promotions."  Pat's credentials include WWF, WCW, ECW, NWA, and The AWA!

AWA
Early on in his career, The team of Pat Tanaka and Paul Diamond, known then as Badd Company, dominate the AWA tag team division. Several teams challenged Tanaka and Diamond for the AWA tag team titles, but whenever Tanaka or Diamond were in danger of losing a tag team title match, their manager, Diamond Dallas Page, would interfere allowing his team to retain their titles. Neither Pat nor Paul were very charismatic so Diamond Dallas Page did the majority of the talking for Badd Company, until he left to do his own thing. 

NWA
With no mouthpiece, Badd Company moved in and out of wrestling promotions, most notably having quite an extensive feud with The Rockers in the NWA.

WWF
After the temporary retirement of Paul Diamond, Pat hit the big time in The WWF, teaming first with Aldo Sato at Wrestlemania 6. Pat Tanaka, now under the management of Mister Fugi, began to shake things up, when Sato had decided to call it quits. So with a call back to his old pal Paul Diamond, The Orient Express was repackaged.  "Kato," Diamond under a mask, almost helped bring Pat to the WWF Tag Team Championship. But...

Murphy's law kicked in and then things went bad. In a 1991 match with The Road Warriors, Tanaka broke his leg in 3 places. He was rushed to a nearby hospital and told not to wrestle. In desperation, hoping not to lose his spot, Tanaka cut off his cast the next afternoon and taped his leg up. He wrestled his last match that night, with nobody noticing a thing...that is until the next morning. The next morning, a bone in his leg had protruded from his skin and he awoke to the gagging sounds of Paul Diamond puking at the sight. Pat had been sleeping in a pool of blood. McMahon demanded that Tanaka take time off, but he did pay for everything. Pat says "vince couldn't have been more fair with me." However, during Pat's time off, The Orient Express was long forgotten. (But at least Paul Diamond became the oh-so-impressive Max Moon!)

ECW
After some well needed healing time, Pat Tanaka returned to wrestling, with his first big break came under the ECW banner. Pat Tanaka's grueling feud with The Hardcore Legend Terry Funk came to its highest level in the beginning of 1994, leaving both men with warwounds that they will never forget. But again, without a manager at his side, eventually social justice kicked Tanaka to the curb. Frustrated, Pat Tanaka returned to his homeland
for some famous Japanese promotions until WCW grabbed him up, in their historic talent- drain campaign against The WWF.

WCW
Tanaka split time wrestling in WCW and Japan. Throughout Tanaka's WCW career, he still wasn't getting the attention that he so rightfully deserved. His wrestling ability was second to none, but yet he had no bark behind his bite. Without a DDP or a Fuji to help break the language barrier and worry about contracts, Pat Tanaka had been reduced to only smaller WCW venues. Tanaka thus became a new-talent trainer for The WCW company
and was instrumental in polishing the skills of wrestlers like, Goldberg,  Billy Kidman and, yes, GLACIER!

One day while Kenny was visiting his homeboy, Thornn in Harlem, Japan, he stumbled into a Japanese Karaoke bar and saw Pat Tanaka drinking Saki. But later that night, over a blue hawaiin and stiring rendition of Tom Jone's What's New Pussycat, the former WCW Power Plant trainer realized that his new mouthpeice was upon him. They immediately teamed up in WWA (late Feb 2001) where Kenny Casanova surely proved his value to Tanaka.

By skirting a match with "The Most Dangerous Man on The Planet" Ken Shamrock, Kenny Casanova provided Tanaka with a so called "suitable replacement" named "The Well Hungarian" Nigel Nutsack. So on their first venue together in The World Wrestling Alliance, instead of Tanaka having to deal with an ultimate fight, he practically had the night off. Tanaka made short work of the 140 pound Nigel Nutsack, who hailed from "The Loose and Wrinkled Village of Chicken Skin, Hungary," after only one judo-chest-chop.