PURTY KURTY
Height: 6’1 
Weight: 203 lbs.
Hometown: Proviencetown, MA
Finishers: Double Axe Handle Frog Splash
Purty Kurty is a feather-boa fanatic, who is almost always clad in pink. His manly chest hair always leaves his fans breathless.

Kenny found him in a stylish eatery called "The Nigel Nutsack Cafe; Home of the All You Can Eat Meatball Buffet," which is conveniently located at the furthest tip of Cape Cod.

Kurty has had some impressive moments under his manager Kenny Casanova, while in the MWA ring. Kurty has taken it upon himself to protect "his man" from anyone who might try to harm him.

Purty Kurty, after recieving extensive voice lessons from Kenny Casanova, moonlights as teen-idol heart throb, Kurty Adonis. He sings great tunes by all of your favorite boy bands!