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"THE SEXIEST SOVIET ALIVE" "The Russian Hammer" |
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BORIS |
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| HEIGHT: 6' 3" DEBUT: 8/1999 | |
| WEIGHT:: 320 FROM: Moscow, Russia | |
| PAST NAMES: Peter The Great, Magnezia | |
| FINISHER:
" The
Russian Sickle Trickle" (though we have no idea which move this is) |
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After just a few matches,
Kenny realized the effect that the heckling democratic fans at ringside had on
Boris, so he decided to institute a "5-year-plan" to lead Boris down
the road to victory, during his tour of The United States of America in which he
calls "The Russian Revolution." This plan is all about making Boris
feel comfortable so far away from home so that he can wrestle at his very best. Kenny Casanova first signed Boris, who was at the time wrestling under the somewhat Americanized name "Peter The Great." However, after some careful consideration realizing that the "Peter" was not his real name and only being used to appease the people he was wrestling in front of, Kenny and Boris decided it would be a good career move to have "Peter The Great" use his birth-given name while he competes in an American ring -or anywhere else int he world. Henceforth after a few JWA matches and a few bottles of Russian Vodka, the duo changed his name to "Boris 'The Great' Naboka." So now Boris is now wrestling across the world and does not care even a triffling smidge of what the fans think. Under the new-found guidance of manager Comrad Kenny Casanova, Boris found the extra spoonful of confidence that he needed.  Kenny
Casanova knows that when you feel loved by the women, you are always at your
best. ...So Kenny contines to prove that Boris is "The Sexiest Soviet
Alive." Many Russian American women can attest to a different meaning
why Boris is often also called "The Russian Hammer." One hot hammer in
particular, Natasha, has ben presented as a carnal communistic gift by Casanova,
to further put this Russian wrestler at ease at ringside. To the left is a
picture of the lovely Natasha coddling the one Russian who is as sexy as Stalin
himself.To additionally make The Russian Studmuffin feel at home in this non-communistic society, and as a major part of the 5-year-plan to take the American wrestling scene, Kenny sings the Russian national anthem at the start of every match to put his warrior into the right mindset. Fans may hate this right now, but Comrade Casanova says that "sometimes it takes a long time for a good song to grow on you." Kenny Casanova personally trained with Boris until they developed his new finisher "The Russian Sickle Trickle" though at this time, we at KennyCasanova.com have no idea which move this is. Boris says that he will only pull it out in EXTREME EMERGENCIES as even "The Sexiest Soviet Alive" knows the dangers involved from the trickle. On February 18, 2006 Boris stepped up his game and used the Sickle Trickle to his advantage. In TMPW, Boris lost his TV CHampionship, but only to make way for the RUssian Revolution to kick things into higher gear. Boris won his first Heavyweight strap only one hour after losing his TV title. "It was all part of the 5-year-plan" says Kenny after the match.
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