Titles Held: WOHW Heavyweight Title,
3x WOHW
Crusierweight,
EWF Commisionership, TSW
Tag Team (with Jeff Starr as Hot & Buttery)
Wrestling in PA, NJ, MA, and VT,
"The WOHW Underdog" got the biggest win in his career in Upstate NY defeating
former ECW superstar H.C. Loc on 10/25/02 to win the WOHW Heavyweight Title. The
rookie won the #1 Contender's spot for the title in a 20-Man Battle
Royal, then beat the then WOHW Heavyweight Champion "Hardcore
Society's" HC Loc, with a little help from Loc's enemy "Mister Spotlight" Jeff Starr.
In the winter of 2002, Kenny Casanova and HC Loc's partner Danger, continually
brought a briefcase to ringside to scare the unlikely WOHW Heavyweight Champion
Williams. Kenny Casanova guarded this ebony Halliborton gem (that looked more
like a Salvation Army special) and raised the question of "just what is in
the case?" In all of the Hardcore Society's matches, Kenny boasted
that the world would soon see. Finally, around the beginning of the year, Danger
got his NO DQ title match.
In what would have been an anti climactic finish, Kenny opened the briefcase to
unveil a... A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE. All the fans yelled "so what? And big
deal!!!" Until Kenny tossed the tape to Danger. Danger duct taped the
youngster "Bigtime" Bert Williams scrawny arms to his hips, rendering
him defenseless. Danger then laid in on the most foul and filthy chops that one
has ever seen. Bert's chest instantly resembled ground beef. After the onslaught
of "Hamburger Chest" Chops, HC Loc, Johnny Kain and Kenny Casanova
jumped into the ring and duct taped "Bigtime" Bert Williams like a
mummy onto a table. This malicious act was unnecessary and unwarranted as
Danger could have beat "Bigtime" at anytime if he wanted to. Danger
came off the top rope with a crushing elbow, then became WOHW Heavyweight
Champion once again. The Hardcore Society then dragged the unconscious former
champ, Bert Williams out of the ring with them like a trophy, by the dangling
duct tape around his ankles.
Bert Williams is a very techincally sound mat wrestler and has a great arsenal
of ariel attacks. Defeated EWF Light Heavyweight Champion Thunder in a non-title
I Quit match.
Teams with Thornn as "The NY Elite" recently feuding with Vinnie
Guiliani and Tony Cianci in YPW. In a strange turn of events, Kenny Casanova has
"seen the guts" that Bert has and decided to manage him in YPW on
occasion.
BIRTH OF THE BUTTER-MAN
Once Kenny Casanova got his hands on the Bert, a transformation occurred. Here
is Kenny's rendition of what happened...
"There have been other successes in my gimmick changing, but none have been
so radical as this; embodied in a pasty lanky occasional mullet-bearing grappler
named Buttery Bert Williams. I knew "Bigtime" Bert Williams had mic-skills
and was coming to his own in the ring a few years back. I knew he could do a fun
gimmick, but he often took himself way too seriously in the ring. Then one day
after a show during a ritual feeding of Appletizers at Applebees, I saw the
spark. I saw the little flicker of light that screamed BarBQ. The Buttery One
did an impersonation of Koko B. Ware taking Booker T's place in the Hungry man
Swanson TV dinner commercials. Bert said "A whole pound of Ribs, chicken
and buttery mashed potatoes," in the Birdman's soulful buttery voice. I
made him take this weird knock-off persona, add a little butter and go with it.
Now The Butterman gets some of the biggest most buttery pops of all."
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