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MY VALENTINE, GREG
by The
Sexicutioner
FEB !, 2001
Momma..get
the "F" out? but the SEXICUTIONER LOVES THE "F" IN!
Why is it now the WWE? Because the World Wildlife Fund wants to be the
ONLY WWF well momma not to offend animal rights nut THORNN,
but Grow up WWF.
I'm sure no one ever confused a panda with the ROCK
and no one who meant to sent ten bucks to manatee's accidentally bought
an UNDERTAKER shirt instead.
If you wanna do your part to save animals SPAY AND
NEUTER your pets...Then it's care free get busy time...LIKE
IN THE SEXICUTIONER'S WORLD. Since this is my rant I'll let
it be the RANTS IN HER PANTS column and below I will have a SEXICUTIONER
POLL.
CHICK NEWS-
Two hoochie momma's win TOUGH ENOUGH 2? Was
SEXICUTIONER A JUDGE? What Would Vic Do?.... A DIVA's special I dont
have to pay for? FINALLY!!!....Is MOLLY HOLLY as white as driven snow?
MOMMA I HAPPEN TO KNOW SHE IS DRIVEN! (I also happen to know how she's
gotten white as snow)....Why was SEXICUTIONER NOT AT BP WRESTLEFEST? the
same reason this news blurb is under chick news,and some sort of law
interfering...DEMONICA has packed her bags and abandoned everyone. I
guess competition was too tough. She should have spoke up I would have
thrown her a bone.
Sexicutioners Pole:
HOP
ON AND TAKE A RIDE MOMMA!
PLUGS-
-BBQ posse & AM/FM for the Sweet music on the WOHW sound track
-Nexus
Technologies
-ELITE FITNESS
and no thanks to the side door...Who take it in the back door..
thank you for the call!
sexi
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