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Quick movie review .... Thus far
this summer, aside from the now already passe Star Wars: Episode 3
(which I think was REALLY good, but didn't feel like Star Wars) I have
seen Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo and Four Brothers starring Marky
Mark Walberg.
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FOUR BROTHERS AND DEUCE 2
These two movies are totally different but both
in my opinion are great.
If you want a comedy with some sick jokes and
overall, just wanna laugh your pants off - go see Rob Shneider in
Deuce 2 (is that redundant?)... It is loaded with freaks and messed up
stuff that made these three fat black sisters in front of me vomit
popcorn chunks into their laps out of hysteria. One memorable thing
the gigolo taught me from the movie was a new sexual position called
"The Portugese Breakfast" which involves a latino woman and
a raw egg. If the black girls liked it - you will too.
NOW... Perhaps the sleeper of the summer...
Four Brothers - is totally kick ass.  If you want to laugh and see people get killed by Marky Mark, this is definitely a must see for you. The premise is simple; four delinquent brothers raised by a great woman them return to their old neighborhood all grown up - to avenge their mother's killer. The four brothers consist of two black dudes and two crackers. Team up Mark Wahlberg with sexy stud muffin (whole grain) Tyrese, Garrett "I wanna be a head banger" Hedlund and Andre 3000 -who really shakes it like a poloraid picture and you have got yourself one splendid picture in the making. This picture by far surpassed my expectations. Marky has some great and memorable one liners and when vengeance comes, the crowd does not leave unpleased. Lots of action, great characterization and twisty endings say it is sweet. 
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