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THE OVERLY OBSESSIVE, BUT NEVER DIGRESSIVE 
SUPER-FAN  PROFILE  ON:
"Mad Dog" Mike Schuelke

FROM:   Syracuse, NY  EMAIL: maddog265@netzero.com
HEIGHT:  5 foot 4 WEIGHT: 235 lbs of Turkey Stew Alpo
TOP TITLE HELD:  Intergalactic Name-Dropping Championship 
FINISHING MANUEVER:  The Dog Pound Heart- Punch
#: 315-471-0574 CATCH PHRASE:  "PLEASE HELP;;"
NICK NAME:    Big Pappa Pug   a.k.a.   Poop Doggie Dogg 


Most Memorable Maddog Moments:
 
In the summer of 2003 or so, Kenny started to get emails from Mad Dog and didn't really know what to think so he looked up MADDOG on google.com. Kenny learned that he was not the only one getting these emails.

It seems a new SUPER-FAN started posting wrestling-related emails all over the internet in various forums. The emails found were obviously written out of passion and had a style that only the MADDOG could produce. Mostly of them went something like this:

Name: MIKE SCHUELKE/DARA/RANDY SCOTT MY COUSIN;;
Email: MADDOG265@NETZERO.COM
Date: 09 Jul 2004
Time: 16:45:04

HELLO  KENNY  CASANOVA, TELL ALL WRESTLERS; THIS IS MADDOG MIKE SCHUELKE AND DARA DARCHICKY AT APT 1206 1207 ALMOND ST SYRACUSE NY 13210;;  LOOK UNDER GOOGLE.COM PUT IN BOX MADDOG MIKE SCHUELKE THATS MY WEB SITE;; I HAD HEART SURGERY;; PLEASE HELP;;

YES I KNOW TOM BRANDI;; YES I KNOW JIMMY SNUKA, KIDUSA, MARC MERO, AND ROBERT DENIRO
. ALSO UNCLE BOB BAILY OF USWF IS MY UNCLE.

SEND ASAP; YOUR E-MAILS;; AND PHOTOS BEFORE; 7/12--18/04!!! PLEASE CALL 315-471-0574;;; HURRY ALL WRESTLERS FROM MARC MERO--JIMMY SNUKA--KIDUSA--HULK HOGAN;; HELP US OUT WE ARE HANDICAPPED;; SEND TO; MADDOG265@NETZERO.COM ASAP;; THANKS MIKE MADDOG SCHUELKE AND DARA"DARCHICKY AND SIR RANDY SCOTT HURRY;; PLEASE HELP;;

Though Mad Dog claims to have had heart surgery, he persistently sent Kenny emails for many months in 2003 and still has continued well into 2004 -showing a whole lot of heart. It turns out that "The Mad Dog" is a huge wrestling fan and just loves to get emails and be in contact with wrestlers. This relentless show of dedication is what we here at Kenny Casanova Dot Com look for in a SUPER FAN and it is what subsequently led us to give Schuelke the 2003 SUPER FAN title.

Here is one of his fan mails to Kenny via snail mail...  
and in case you didn't notice;; YES HE KNOWS ROBERT DINERO!!!

Biggest Known MADDOG Feud to date:   
Tackling loud mouth "SMART ASS" on the Kenny Casanova TAG BOARD.

Crossfire Interview with THE MADDOG himself:
Over the course of many emails, we here at Kennycasanova.com were able to dive into the deep and intriguing mind of the Maddog and bring you, the fans, the information that you really want to know. Here you will learn the heart-wrenching and visceral truth, more than you would ever want to know about the Maddog from a stunning 17 question and answer session. 

In this inexorable exclusive interview, Maddog touched upon his love of wrestling, his health, his friend Robert Dinero, his personal life and a few of his favorite htings. Below are the results, revealing many things about the 2003 SUPER-FAN of the year.

WRESTLING
1. When did you meet Uncle Bob Bailey?  YES;; I HAVE DIABETTES
2. Is he REALLY your uncle or a good friend? MY REAL UNCLE
3. How did you meet wrestler Marc Mero? IN 1992....
4. How do you know Superfly Snuka? YES
5. What WWF action figures do you have? Name them. LOTS OF THEM

HEALTH
6. When did you have heart surgery? ON FEB 4TH 2003....
7. Are you getting better? SOME OF WHAT....
8. Do you have diabetes? What kind? YES TYPE 2....

ROBERT DINERO
9. When did you meet Robert Dinero? YES I KNOW HIM;;; 11/29/98
10. How did you get to meet him? HIS AUNT IS MY AUNT.... YES UNCLE BOB BAILEY IS MY UNCLE AND ROBERT DENIRO IS WITH A DENIRO HE,S MY COUSIN MY 2RD COUSIN;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; MY AUNT ROSEMARY DENIRO IS MY AUNT;;               

(EDITOR'S NOTE: For clarification, while former USWF Promoter may, in fact, be related to Aunt Rosemary Deniro, we do not yet have confirmation on whether or not Bob Bailey is, in fact, related to Robert Dinero.)

11. Have you seen  Taxi Driver?   YES
      ... If so, is it as good as  Analyze This?   NO

PERSONAL LIFE
12. Do you have a girl friend?  YES
13. What is her name?  DARY DARCHICKY
14. What does she look like?  CUTIE PET

FAVORITE STUFF
15. What kind of food do you like? I LIKE VEAL;; FRENCH FRIES;;; DIET SODA SALADS;;; PIZZA AND OTHER FOOD!!! BUT I DON,T LIKE LIVER OR LEMA BEANS---- 

16. What do you do on free time? LOOOKING AT WRESTLING.... DEAR  KENNY  WHEN  YOU  GET  THIS  GIVE MY  PHOTO   TO  ALL  WRESTLERS  TONIGHT  CALLS  AT;   1-315-471-0574   9PM   WWE  GOING  TO  SEE   THE  GIRLS  ON IT  LIKE  WOW   DO  YOU  HAVE  ANY  GIRL   WRESTLERS  THERE  AND  WHY  CAN,T   I  POST   SOMETHING  ON  GLORYWRESTLING GO  THERE   SEE WWW.GLORYWRESTLING.COM   ASK  THEM  HOW  COME  I  CAN,T   DO  IT  CAN  YOU  LOOK   FOR  BOBBI  BLING  BLING  SHE,S  HOTTTTTTTTT    SO  HOTTTT   ALSO  LIGHTNING   TOO;   GO  TO; WWW.GLORYWRESTLING.COM   HELP  ME  POST   SOMETHING   FOR  BOBBI  BLING  BLING   AND  LIGHTNING   TOO;;   CALL  ME  AT  1-315-471-0574    HELP;;  THANKS  POST  UNDER  GOOGLE.COM  PUT  IN BOX   MADDOG   MIKE   SCHUELKE    OK;;   HELP  THANKS   MADDOG  MIKE   SCHUELKE   OF   SYRACUSE  NY   IF   YOU  SEE   JIMMY   SNUKA  HOW  DID   YOU  MEET   HIM;  HOW;;  WHEN;;  WHERE   HOW  ABOUT  HIS   SON  SNUKA  JR;;;;

17. What TV shows do you like? DREAM OF JEANNIE AND HILLBILLYS,,,,

We at Kennycasanova.com ended the interview with 17 questions, but Maddog offered some more answers for questions which he numbered 18 through 22.  We never asked the questions and don't really know what they would be, but here are the answers anyhow:

EXTRA ANSWERS
18. I HAVE A COUSIN SIR RANDY SCOTT.... HE HELPS US OUT;;;; 
19. I HAVE LOTS OF FAMILY;;;;FROM ALL OVER AND IN NY.NY....
20. I HAVE THREE GOOD COUSINS WHO ARE GOOD TO US;;;; 
21. I LIKE THE GIRL WRESTLERS.... DO YOU HAVE ANY THERE;; 
22. LIKE ALL THE GOOD GUYS;; HELP;; WHEN I SAW MY PHOTO IT,S COOL GIVE;; THEM A COPY OF IT;; HELLO GIVE THEM ALL THAT PHOTO ASAP;; AND BENOIT;;HOGAN;;SNUKA;; 


SHOUT OUTS
MADDOG, do you have any shout outs or any closing comments for other kennycasanova.com fans? LOOK UNDER ALTAVISTA PUT IN BOX MADDOG MIKE SCHUELKE ASK OTHERS TO; WRITE TO; ME;;

I LOVE TO MEET GIRL WRESTLERS;; ASK ALL OF THESE GLORY WRESTLERS;; OTHER FOOD I LIKE BUT NOT LIVER OR LEMA BEANS---- ASK WRESTLERS CALL SUNDAYS AT 8PM;; 1-315-471-0574 ALL 17 YES I MET ROBERT DENIRO 11/29/98 AND I MET MARC MERO 12/21/92 HERE IN SYRACUSE NY; HE USE TO BE A BOXER; IN SYRACUSE NY ON POND ST;;;; I MET JIMMY SNUKA FROM UNCLE BOB BAILEY TOM BRANDI KIDUSA OF USWF;; I DON,T LIKE SMART ASS PICKING ON ME OK;; SO KEEP IN TOUCH PLEASE HELP;;;

Kennycasanova.com would like to thank and congratulate MADDOG MIKE SCHUELKE for becoming the 2003 SUPER-FAN. Through a number of emails, we have learned that he truly is a great guy and really deserves it. 

PLEASE HELP;;; MADDOG voraciously craves chatting with other wrestling fans just like him. Instant message him on AIM at DOT407 and email him maddog265@netzero.com

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THE UNDER-DRESSED, OVER-OBSESSED 
SUPER  FAN  PROFILE  ON:
"Meatface" Marcus  Ronin

FROM:   BWFUnderground.com  EMAIL: TonicBWF@aol.com
WEIGHT:  120 lbs holding a cinder block & a Mexican Hairless Chiuawa  HEIGHT:  3 1/2 apples high
TOP TITLE HELD:  Unified-Trailer Park Dumpster Championship 
FINISHING MANUEVER:  The Salami Grinder
CATCH PHRASE:  Hey Baby... I'm glad to meat you.
NICK NAME:    Large Daddy Meatslicer

Most Memorable Moment:
Meatface Marcus Ronin is, beyond a shower of a doubt, the finest Unified-Trailer Park Dumpster Champion that the world has ever seen. After beating "The Well Hungarian" Nigel Nutsack in an all out brawl for the title, Large Daddy Meatslicer finished him off by power-bombing his neck through a tattered and abandoned coffee table. Meatface is truly a force to be reckoned with.

Biggest Accomplishment to date: 3/04/01, Removing his underwear before showering.
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