The Early Years
Who is Kenny Casanova? What is his connection
with The Hardcore Society? Well continue to read and you will learn the answers
to these and many more questions. I will be reflecting and returning to my
roots...
THE JOINING OF POWERS
Back in 1994, I met up with a guy named Dave at, believe it or not, at an action
figure stand in the middle of a baseball card convention. We got talking and
ended up hitting things off pretty well. We both talked about our fascination
with WWF and everything about it. Not even a few weeks later, we found ourselves
both training out of a small closed down old furniture shop in Elmira, New York.
There is where Dave was soon to became "DANGER".
Since we both had a three hour drive or so, rides would be lonely if we didn't
have someone to talk with. Dave and I were coming from different areas so we
didn't often car pool, until we entered the independent scene. During these
training days I had brought along a friend of mine, "Sweet" Pete
Waters, who now wrestles as Thornn. Danger brought along his friend Mike Stark,
who would later wrestle as his tag team partner under the name of Hazard... then
later Johnny Kain... then later Mike Hardy. So at first, it was just the four of
us, coming from remote areas of the Capital District, every Friday, Saturday and
sometimes Sunday who would make this sabbatical religiously every weekend to our
wrestling get away.
Day one, the four of us from the Albany area were there and we met up with the
only local student at that time, and the gyms first only real student before us.
Matt Knowles was a smaller guy at this time, with a big heart, a big stomach and
an ever bigger craving for pizza. Little did we know that we were looking at
future ECW Superstar, HC Loc.
After a full day of training, we would stay in a cheesy 70's style pop-up camper
that was actually inside the building. It really was quite a joke. We did sleep
there at first, watching wrestling tapes until the wee hours in the morning,
laughing and beating on each other... but eventually Dave, Mike and Matt found
that it was more comfortable to spring the extra $10 for a cheap cockroach hotel
room down the road. Pete and I eventually would follow -though we were (and
still are) considered to be -ahem- "spendthrifts".
After a number of months of some intense training with an old Mid-Atlantic NWA
tag champion as our mentor, TC Reynolds grouped us up. Collectively Danger and
Hazard were known as Damage Inc. and I became "The Prince of Passion"
Kenny Casanova, their manager.
BOB BAILEY's USWF
While we trained in Elmira, we got onto a number of the local promotion's USWF
shows. The promoter, who was also the operator of the training facility, was a
real wacko to say the least. But Bob Bailey was the only promoter we knew at the
time. Being new to the "business" (or what I like to call the circus,)
we had to make due with this retired used car salesman who smoked cheap cigars,
slept with a body double for The Adams Family's Morticia and dragged around a
half dead and diseased poodle named Kruncher.
Bailey Production's USWF ran about a show every two months or so in its prime.
We often were paid with pizza slices, but that was okay with us. You got to
start somewhere. Damage Incorporated wrestled each show for USWF on the
weekends, and continued to train every weekend when there was no show booked.
THE CLASS GROWS
Gradually, I told some of my friends, as did Dave and Mike. This lead to a few
other people coming into the mix, thus filling up the first official class of
USWF School of Professional Wrestling. All but two; Papa Chill and The Milwaukee
Mauler, were friends of either Danger, Hazard and Casanova.
After a few months of intense USWF training, Danger and Hazard enlisted some of
their friends to help pay Bob Bailey's growing bill stack. The likes of Chip
Stetson and Tony Militta were brought in as new students for car pool purposes
and for company.
At about the same time, I brought in a friend from high school, who would soon
become Hotbod Todd Taylor. (Ole' Hotbod incidentally gave me the sobriquet of
"Prince of Passion". I, in turn, gave him his stage of
"Taylor", naming him after my grandmother's surname.) Todd is awesome.
I can't give him enough accolades. (His farts suck though.)
Later in the game, Pete and I also brought in a few people that we had met from
our days working together at the then mythological and now legendary comic book
store called "Actionman," that had graciously supplied us with the
financial support needed to get to Elmira every weekend. This lead to "the
white trash infiltration of USWF" by Slammin' Dan Scroady and Shotgun Steve
Hunter, and even a one trip journey by "The North American Hurricane"
Frank Buckland.
THE JOURNEY
Once our car was filled, my recruitment days were over. Weekly three hour tours
to Elmira were hell. From our location, I drove a jam packed geo metro filled
with the likes of Scroady, Thornn, Shotgun and Hotbod, sitting behind an over
worked 3 cylinder engine no less. We made the trips fun by creating various
repulsive songs like "The Boner Song," which we would later get to
sing with Superfly Snuka. THornn would often play his harmonica (poorly I might
add) and would alos bust out a Snoopy mouth harp, whil I would sing and Todd
would do a "slammin pig beat" beat box like one of the Fat Boys.
Trips would also include the saying of the same stupid jokes at all the strange
landmarks that we would encounter. For instance, every time we would pass this
one farm we would discuss the cruelty of Greyhound racing. It made little sense,
but we did it every time. Passing yet another place called "Dairy
Cream," a florescent paint striped ice cream trailer, we would burst into a
celebratory song to the tune of Jesus Christ Super Star. We never ate there, we
just sang. And around exit 1 off 88 by the intersection of 17 we would encounter
the sign for Mygott Street and we would all scream "Oh My Gott!!!"
like ECW commentator Joey Styles. It was ridiculous, as we are to this very day,
but it also got us through the arduous trip with a smile.
After about two years of this, Bob Bailey grew sick of our group. We had fun
with everything that we did. Bailey didn't like it, because he was a miserable,
grumpy old fart who only had us around to make money off us, hiding his
motivation in a two-faced friendship with us. After we "graduated" he
quickly axed most of the people from our car. All with the exception of Hotbod
Todd at first, who became a NY State licenced Referee and had also finely
mastered the art of ass-kissing. Eventually Todd got the CHD too. (The Cold Hard
Diss.)
In hindsight, Bailey was kind of dumb. He brought in wrestlers that were
terrible from where ever he could find them and paid them $100 or more each. On
most occasions they were so bad that his own students out shined them a hundred
times over, but he almost never used his own younger talent. The younger guys
were their merely to put cash into his pocket. When the money dried up, it
seemed to most of us that we would get our walking papers.
Through Bob Bailey's shows we did make some connections. After Damage Inc got
the axe, Danger and I founded New Breed Wrestling, using a list of phone numbers
that HC Loc had liberated for us from one of Bob Bailey's file cabinets.
New Breed Wrestling was born.
NEW BREED WRESTLING
Since a big portion of Bob's students were from our area, we rented an empty
store face in the Amsterdam Mall. There, we built our own ring. It was huge. A
twenty-five footer and ominous to say the least. After it was built we trained
in the mall for a short time. After speaking with a number of people, we figured
out a way to use another promoter's license and not have to go through all the
paper work and hassle that comes with running a show in NY State. Empire State
Wrestling's Lou Reardon kinda ripped us off, but again, we were happy to be
making names for our selves
The first show came with some students that we had acquired and people that we
had contacted. Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka headlined our first show. I had
promoted it with Pete's help out of Actionman and had an autograph signing with
Snuka that drew over a 750 people. It was really quite impressive.
SHOWS
NBW's first show also had "Head of Security" Slammin Dan Scroady
written in as a plant who was put through a table by the 7-foot tall Primo
Carnera. Dan actually hurt his neck and that stinks for him. However, he did
really want to do it at the time, so there is no sour grapes from the 5 foot
Italian midget. The crowd went nuts. Dan achieved his dream. Dan was hardcore.
For the next show we used King Kong Bundy, Nikolai Volkoff and Iron Mike Sharpe.
Lou Reardon made us use Primo Carnara again and forced us to book Bundy verses
Primo. When the show finally came, we had a full house of almost 500 people.
Everything went well, except for Thornn's head getting split open by Danger's
Nintendo shot in a 3-way hardcore match along with Shotgun. "Feel The
Power!"
Danger and I set up pretty much the whole show. We didn't really know "show
psychology" yet so most of the matches had tons of hardcore stuff happening
for cheap heat. The fans loved it. Then came the second to the last event. Bundy
verses Primo. The match did not live up to expectations, due to all the previous
hardcore crap that was going on... But then something happened.... They broke
the ring! A knee drop by Bundy broke a beam and the two monsters went down a few
feet into the center, dangling by the canvass! While this seemed catastrophic at
the time, it made all the magazines. We were a legend, due to our lack of
ring-making skills.
With a broken ring, we still needed to make good with our promise of a final
hardcore Battle royal at the end of the night. But with a huge crater in the
center of the canvass, it seemed like there was no way we could get 20 wrestlers
into the ring. So after managing Bundy, I ran straight to the back and told the
locker room that it was now a reverse battle royal. The first person in the ring
would be declared the winner. I then made the announcement to the fans and the
wrestlers began beating each other with garbage cans filled with weapons that
fans had brought and left at the door. Dan attacked Primo again and got hurt
again. It was like midget tossing. Dan was thrown into the steel rail and he
hurt his neck. The crowd went nuts again. Dan achieved his dream again. Dan was
hardcore.
By the next few shows Danger began his working relationship with Tom Brandi.
Brandi helped us a lot and the shows attained a safer atmosphere for everyone.
We got our own promoting license through one of Danger's friends, Mike Cappano,
and NBW became legit.
The tape production for NBW was awesome. We made some great stuff after the
first few shows and these tapes are ones that I am still very proud of today. A
guy named Jack Hojohnson filmed and digitally edited the footage and created a
number of cool logos. Thornn often color commentated as The Sexicutioner, a
funny Elvis like voice character that was actually inspired by a mall janitor
that we met through Actionman Comics. Hell, we even had our own pyrotechnics set
up!
Over NBW's two years or so, we gave fans The Headbangers, Tito Santana, DOA's
Chainz (Prime Time Brian Lee), The Brooklyn Brawler, Doink The Clown and a
number of other fairly decent names. But fans liked our characters. We actually
developed quite a following. The Canadian Nightmares consisted of founder Johnny
Kain (formerly Hazard) along with Tony Militia and Shotgun Steve Hunter. The Pie
Mafia was formed. And it was here that Danger began teaming with HC Loc under
the management of Kenny Casanova as Camp Casanova.
Here I really perfected the character of Kenny Casanova. Karaoke singing
wouldn't come for another year or so, but all the nonsense that I had wanted to
test out in USWF was allowed. I had full creative freedom. I danced and did the
full lounge singer wannabe ladies' man gimmick and I actually carried a
customized clip board for my persona everywhere I went. On it I would write
something really stupid on poster board mocking the audience, then throw it in
their face. It worked well, but carrying it really hindered my dancing. So I
eventually retired it.
With the help of Danger, "Hazard" Johnny Kain, and myself Cappano put
on some great shows. But like many promotions, after a few years of even only a
few bad decisions, NBW slowed down in 1999. What happened was Mike Cappano tried
to take the promotion to the next level and throw some huge shows. But after a
big loss in Saratoga, where thousands of dollars in advertising did not pay off,
as the Saratogians decided to go see Cher perform live the same night, NBW
dissolved due to financial problems.
On one of NBW's last big shows, Jack Prest an amateur wrestling coach showed
interest in having us bring our ring to his facility in Schenectady, NY. By this
time, the ring had been used some informally in an old gross warehouse in
Cohoes. Thornn trained there a few days with some students as did Danger and
Hazard. But because half of the wrestlers who trained there lived an hour away
and the other half lived 10 minutes, the place didn't seem to work out. People
didn't get equal ring time and felt that they shouldn't have to pay the same
rent. Paying rent became confusing so we pulled out and ventured to happy medium
for everyone.
World of Hurt Wrestling was born. It was relatively close to everyone, except
for HC Loc who lived up near Elmira.
BARE-ASS EARTHQUAKE - Kenny's Finisher?
So anyhow man, it was New Year's Eve and the tenth year of my wrestling
"career" was gone. I was typing an online interview to give to Bret
Schwan, a great guy at The
Wrestling Clothesline and I saw a familiar question question...
"6. What has been your most memorable moment in the sport thus far?"
It's a bizarre story that I don't often answer with the truth, but I figured
this one time -ah, what the hell. At the end of a bout in NBW, I believe
it was Tony Devito as a face taking on my man "Jackmaster" John
Diamond of the Pittsburgh Steel Team. Diamond (no relation to Neil) had just
lost and both wrestlers had left the ring while I continued to argue with the
official. I was supposed to be power-bombed by a referee named Hotbod Todd
Taylor. Through the whole match, I was giving him problems and he was going to
finish me off after shoving him around.
It started well as planned. He was worried that he couldn't lift my sandbag ass
into the air and I told him I would post a little off his knees to make it an
easier lift for him. Well, it was easier than he thought. He got me right up,
and the momentum of ease startled him so that he lost grip somewhere above his
head. Then I kind'a fell behind him so we both went down. The audience knew it
wasn't right. Todd was embarrassed. I was chuckling at his side.
He says to me on the mat, "They are chanting 'You Suck!' to me -and I'm the
face! Get up and do a move. There's nothing I can do! They will know I screwed
up if I do it again!"
So I stumbled to my feet and thought a second to myself, how can I get over and
fix this with a simple move? Then I smiled and said ever so softly, "Bare
Ass Earthquake."
And he was like ... "...no..."
I'll never forget the look of his helpless face as I uttered the spot.
During practice, I did an Earthquake splash once on a dummy, but mooned just
before executing it to get a pop from the boys. The guys I were training with
were rolling in laughter. So, in a move of desperation I decided that this spot
maybe the only thing that could save the ref's mistake.
I got up and did the stomps ala Earthquake, hit the ropes, mooned and dropped on
the ref's chest. The crowd died laughing. Here is a clip for the strong of
stomach.
B.A.
Earthquake... I fixed the spot, but Todd's ref shirt
will never be the same.
EASTERN STATES WRESTLING: The Birth of The
3-man Tag Team -Hardcore Society
After NBW stopped running on a regular basis, Brian Latham came onto the scene.
World of Hurt Wrestling was probably getting its first few students around this
time, in the likes of Jeff Starr and Shockwave. Danger taught pro wrestling at
the amateur gym splitting the revenue with "Bozack" Jack Prest and
splitting open peoples chests. But the shows at first were a spotlight of the
student's growing talent. Who would have thought that it would have grown and
lasted this long?
While Danger did his teaching thing, Mike wanted to keep the shows going through
Brian "Bumpy" Latham. Bumpy was at first a mark that Lou Reardon had
hooked up with to run shows as a financial backer. After a while Brian began to
think that Lou was out to rip him off. I wonder why?
Brian quickly made a bad name for himself, engaging in some practices that he
said he had learned from Lou Reardon.
Anyhow here is where Mike Stark (aka Johnny Kain aka Hazard) stepped in. Mike
took Brian under his wing and helped create Eastern States Wrestling with less
the backstage hostility. Mike is good like that. He really knows how to get the
wrestlers to come together.
Anyhow, with Mike's help Camp Casanova and Damage Inc merged into "The
Hardcore Society." As the story goes, this group ran roughshod through its
competition. We had great fun with it and had some really great angles.
KARAOKE
One night after an ESW show, Slammin Dan, Hotbod Todd, JP Black, Danger and
Thornn joined up with me at Eugene's Side Door cafe. There I sang Karaoke. They
almost died. I had done it a few years ago at Clifton Park's Ground Round once
with Thornn, at a special request by Johnny Flick, the inspiration for Thornn's
alter ego, The Sexicutioner. But this time was special. I sang "Just A
Gigalo" and nailed it. I talked with the DJ and had him burn me a disc with
some various karaoke tunes on it.
I debuted the singing Kenny Casanova Karaoke gimmick at The Schenectady City
Center ESW show. As fans came in, where we would typically play rock, I sang
lounge songs. Bumpy Latham eventually didn't know what to think and made me
stop, but the fans loved it. I would continue to work on this gimmick for the
next year or so with what ever promoter who would dare let me. It was over. The
Karaoke Icon was born.
ESW just as NBW ran into money problems. Bumpy owed some people some money and
rumor has it that when he skipped town, he was killed by the polish mafia.
EXTREME OFFICIAL
About this time HC Loc joined the ECW ring crew team and eventually became a
ref. After getting busted open by Steve Corino (who we worked a bunch with early
on at USWF) with Dusty Rhodes' cowbell, he became ECW's extreme official. COrino
put him over with the powers that be and Loc disappeared from our lives.
I got ticked. Loc used to hang out with us, but out of his ECW stint, it seemed
to me like he started talking down to us a bit. (I think now that he actually
was just looking for a pat on the back, along with a touch of some rubbed off
ECW "I am mightier than thou" attitude. Because everybody knows that
Kenny Casanova is the prime rib of professional wrestling. Right?)
Anyhow, once in a while I got to talk to Loc. And he would ask me if I saw him
on TV. I found great pleasure in just telling him no. I told him that HC Loc the
extreme official sucked and didn't put him over at all, despite his hard work.
(Actually, it was kind of funny to hear when Loc would get irate at this.) I
also told him that ECW was "welfare" and that he was being exploited
and that they would never make him a full-fledged wrestler. We had same hard
feelings for about 6 months and I wish now that I had just told him to keep up
the good work. Though the ECW attitude still ticks me off, I have come to
realize that Loc doesn't really have it. I now regret giving him the CHD.
JEFF STARR
Another year or so passed. Danger took time off and got married. Thornn moved to
Rhode Island and I needed someone to ride with. Enter Danger's number one
student, "Mister Spotlight" Jeff Starr. I gave him the moniker
"Spotlight" because Starr seemed to generic a name for someone as
flashy as he. Jeff credits his wrestling ability and psychology to Dave but his
character and ring personality development to me, which I am grateful. Jeff says
that I taught him how to have fun with his character and show it in the ring.
The thing that makes Jeff unique is that girls like his look, he can wrestle
well and he mixes in some comedy. With all this, he has most of the bases
covered. We still continue to do cheesy shows to this very day. Will I ever turn
on him... I doubt it
Johnny Kain became "Mike Hardy" at the request of promoter Mike
Sparta. Mike Hardy was held down some from wrestling by his girlfriend at this
time. Eventually they parted ways. Mike found a new girl and got married.
HC Loc got married too and then ECW folded. Right about the time that Extreme
Championship Wrestling closed its doors, Mike Hardy was tag teaming with Jeff
Starr in TSW. Mike Hardy did a plancha and Oman Diablo dropped him on his ankle.
(Oman claims I did something similar to him long ago, but he is on crack.) Mike
was out on injury for about a year.
During this time I turned fan favorite with the karaoke gimmick that I had
perfected in ESW at the new bigger WOHW shows. I made a CD of me singing and
have sold over a hundred copies. (When I reach platinum I will let you know.)
The rest is history. Mama!
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