Casanova-mobile


MOBILE1This is a page dedicated to a piece-of-crap polka-dotted car that Kenny Casanova drove for many years to shows. This car was bought almost specifically to drive “the boys” to USWF training school every week, four hours away. The boys included, but were not limited to Hotbod Todd Taylor, Shotgun Steve Hunter, Slammin Dan Scroady, Sweet Pete Waters amongst others.

Later on, the Casanova-mobile housed other indy wrestlers on weekly/semi-weekly regular running promotions including Miss Deville, Buttery Bert Williams, Kayla Sparks, Chip Stetson, Jeff Starr, Danger and more.

Eventually, Kenny bought a new car and gave the Casanova-mobile to Swinger Sedooski who lasted about three days with it. He didn’t understand how careful you needed to be with such a precious gem and, sadly – it died. Here are the specs on that special gem:

The Casanova Mobile

STICKER:$7,500 CYLINDERS:Three ENGINE:Small
TIRES:
Rim 12
BOOMING
SYSTEM: Factory AM/FM
Stereo(no tape/CD)

ALL TRICKED- OUT FEATURES ON THIS CUSTOMIZED 1994 GEO METRO INCLUDING:  

Adjustable (Bent) Rear View Mirror…
Detachable Dashboard that falls off in your lap at random…
Missing volume knob on radio…
Driver window safety (won’t open all the way, have to open door to get toll tickets)…
OilChange efficiency ratio (dripped 3 quarts out a week)